Monday

You are still the pilot Captain.

I will listen to what you want and don’t want.

I’m your navigation system.

I’m here to guide you on your journey.

I’ll point out any areas of turbulence up ahead.

I’m here to identify any dangers in your way.

I’ve guided many people.

I want to make your journey as smooth as possible.

I will deal with any baggage issues you may have.

Wednesday

Captain, you are approaching your final destination.

You have started your descent.

Your fuel tanks are running low.

You went through some turbulence overnight and I am going to make some changes in order to avoid further problems.

I know you are tired so you can keep your seat in the reclined position.

Keep your seatbelt on as the landing might be rough.

We’ll be arriving very soon.

Sit back and relax. If you need anything please let us know.

Thank you for flying with Hospice Airways.