Every summer the hospice is visited by thousands of flies.
We are situated next to a big park and flies are a constant presence in the warmer months.
They can be really annoying for our patients who may be too weak and tired to fend them off. Their family members may also have troubled keeping the flies away.
Every summer I have said that I would bring in an electric bug-zapping racquet to deal with the flies.
This summer I finally brought one in.
In recent weeks as well as doing a medical round I also do a fly-catching ward round at least once a day.
I made myself available 24/7 on-call for the purpose of catching pesky flies. I can be called in any time of the day or night.
This has led to great amusement for patients, family and staff members.
Yes, I am probably the most highly qualified pest control worker in the country.
As well as catching flies I practise some medicine as well.
I clear each room of flies and then I head outside to the balcony area and get rid of the ones that are out there as well.
It’s one man against thousands of flies but if it makes my patients’ time slightly more bearable it is worth it.
It is also a good way to add to my daily step counts.
I will continue to catch flies and expand my repertoire of work roles.
This is especially important each and every Flyday.
Has your tennis game improved?
They’ve started calling me James Zap